Remember when I gave Steve a baby cousin?
Well, I truly believe he has family still alive, extended family. So, I will add it in my webseries where Steve discovers he has an aunt and uncle who are still alive and they’re practically the only family he knows of who are alive.
And they….. surprise, surprise, have baby nontuplets. (6 boys, 3 girls) and to his surprise, his aunt is becoming the lieutenant colonel of the gamal military (I named the Tankmen military bases for my webseries). Making her the first Tankwoman to get a high position in the gamal military (on the rival side, dalat, the colonel is a tankwoman). That means she works with the colonel (his name will be Colonel Sprinkles in my webseries).
While John fears the colonel, having Steve’s auntie being the colonel second-in-command, he’s not too fearful.
And Steve’s aunt, uncle, and tiny cousins end up moving to the next neighborhood down from his and John’s neighborhood so
she can be closer to work.
Let’s just say, upon this discovery, Steve will glom onto his aunt and uncle as if they’re his parents because they’re all he has as far as family goes. And they often visit him and John.
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Here’s the episode I thought of for when Steve meets them:
The episode opens with Captain John changing Butterscotch’s diaper on a flat rock. Steve is sulking in the back, he’s pretty upset that John’s uncle is getting married. John looks up from his deed and says “Steve, it’s just a wedding, and that’s my family. If it makes you feel better, help me change Butterscotch’s diaper, it’s a messy one.” Steve says “Why do you get to have a big family while mine is gone?” John pulls out a wipe and says “Look, my family only grew when you were 4. I didn’t ask to have a big family, either I read them books, change lots of sh**y diapers, and make sure everyone is not bored.” Butterscotch cries a little as her father cleans her messy bottom. “What’s wrong, Butters?” John asks lovingly as he pulls out another wipe. John only takes a closer to see what is wrong “Poor little girl, you gotta rash. Must be painful, I’m sorry, daddy had to fight.” says John sorrowfully. John feels bad as he clean Butterscotch’s bottom. “I’m sorry, little girl.” he says as he cleans her bottom, he can feel her pain. Butterscotch’s crying alerts Steve, he walks over to see what is wrong. “Are you okay, Butterscotch?” asks Steve. “Diaper rash.” replies John. Soon, Butterscotch’s bottom is clean. “Ooo, looks pretty bad.” says Steve. “You’ve had diaper rash too when you were a baby, but your’s was much worse than Butterscotch’s.” says John as he supervises his tiny daughter on the rock. When her bottom is dry enough, John puts diaper rash cream on Butterscotch “This will make your rash all better.” says John, lovingly. John puts a new diaper on Butterscotch and rolls up the messy one. He gives it to Steve. “Throw this away.” he says. John kisses Butterscotch and Steve comes back. They head back to the base but Steve angrily drives off with the tank. “Having large family while I have none, who does he think is?!” grumbles Steve as he drives. He drives very far and stops at a burger place on Mars and just gets a cookies and cream milkshake. He drives more and pulls over to pee off the side of the road, he sings “I’m a Little Teapot”. Cut back to the Gamal military base, General David is feeding Phil (changing my situation with Nurse Kim, instead, she’ll be raising Baby Phil on her own but she’s dating General David and even moved in with him). “How’s the preparations for your uncle’s wedding, cap?” asks the general. “All good, general.” says John. “John!” cries Phil. (Under Construction)
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Meanwhile, John and Ted are both on look out, luckily, there’s no danger. Then it cuts to Steve, who now has driven for hours, but to his surprise, the neighborhood he drives through, he sees a tankman who looks like his father. Steve pulls over and talks to the tankman, it turns out, he’s his uncle and he hasn’t seen Steve since he was a tankbaby. He invites him inside and sees a very pregnant Tankwoman. She tells him that she’s his aunt. Steve begins to cry as he learns he has family that are still alive. They give Steve a pot roast they made and Steve even asks if he can stay. He calls John and tells him that he found his aunt and uncle and he wants to be with them while John goes to his uncle’s wedding. John sighs and lets him. Steve apparently packed before he drove off, he goes to refuel the tank and comes back to his aunt and uncle’s house to shower. He’s tired from all that driving and just goes to sleep in the guest room. But he’s woken up by his aunt going into labor. (It’s still early night) Steve, his aunt, and his uncle all go to the hospital. Soon, Steve is met with a surprise, his aunt gave birth to nontuplets. He held one and changed another’s diaper. Steve goes home later that night and goes to sleep. The next day, his aunt and uncle come home with his new baby cousins. But his aunt gets a call, it’s the colonel, he tells her that she’ll become the lieutenant colonel. She explains she just gave birth to nine tankbabies. But the colonel is fine with it. After the wedding, Steve, his piblings, and newborn cousins go back to John’s neighborhood, they buy a house there and Steve helps them move. He’s overjoyed they’re 5 minutes away from where he and John lives now and he now has family he can visit.